What? A new beard and a diet? Insanity!
I find it useful to exercise and eat clean. So I will say no to the next Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough that comes across my desk. And the next time someone is serving up a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that’s deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg, I’m just going to take a pass. Yes, basically my new diet exists solely to ensure I exclude everything found here